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18 y/o aspiring creature designer called hannah from northern ireland. nice 2 meet u (∪ ◡ ∪)

lying in bed and it is a boat in a stirm I’m noy drunk

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via jesuser)

theaceoffours:

shrill-ex:

most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge

image

BE…

OUR…

GUEST

(via generalbooty)

I need a perm and a short back and sides and I’m gonna do it

turnipjelly:

evenhellcanbehomey:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

write a book

You could call it The Golden Compass

(via crrocs)

faraashah:

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

(Source: niqabisinparis, via cramp)

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via helyon)